"no sex policy"Which slogan shall we pick for our organization? I kind of like "child molestation." Dude, these are all way too good. Let's put them all in quotation marks on our van."awesome"I mean, seriously, who wants balls that only have sarcastic superlatives?"avoiding" identity theftEvidently in New York you can sign somebody else's application for a driver's license.you know, "delivery"...